The Death of Health Ranger
- Aleena Jones
All about health guru!!!
I’m talking to you, Health Ranger, and fitness gurus. We’re a generation of self-proclaimed “health gurus”. You’ve probably met one of these guys, maybe even a few of you, who have some pretty impressive body shapes to back it up. To us, you’re the health guru, the one who knows the secrets of exercise and nutrition.
I’m sorry, but I would really like to know what the health gurus use for weight loss. I can only imagine that the secret is something involving the size of your gut. If you have to eat the same amount of food every day to lose weight, you might as well just drink a glass of water and be done with it.
In our case, that would be water. And while you’re at it, might as well make the health gurus use the same amount of energy as you.
I am so convinced that you’re going to see a bunch of people drinking a glass of red wine and having a good time.
This is exactly what happens in the last scene of the new Deathloop trailer. You can see a bunch of people drinking a glass of red wine and having a good time, but unfortunately, it turns out that they have a lot of empty space in their stomachs. So they just have to make sure they get enough calories to lose weight.
Death loop will be available on March 10 for $19.99 on PlayStation Network. It will also be available in the Wii U and PC versions for $14.99.
So how does a health ranger come back from death?
Well, we’re not sure yet, but I’m sure it won’t be pretty.
Deathloop’s main selling point may be its ability to keep players in the game for a long, long time. But as it turns out, it also has a lot of health issues. And to make matters worse, the game’s graphics are pretty terrible.
But the thing that makes Deathloop special is that it’s not just a game that only lets you play for five minutes at a time – it actually makes you want to play the entire game over and over again.
Deathloop’s main selling point is that it has a good amount of health and that you can play it for hours. But the problem is that with no health you can’t heal yourself. So when you die, you die, but you can’t heal yourself.
And that is a big problem because it leads to the game’s infamous “death loop”. So when you die the game will continue playing for the same amount of time (in this case, five minutes).
Well, what the hell do you expect when you play a game for five minutes? So what if it took five minutes to kill enough enemies to level up your health?
Well, then you get a health boost, but you cant heal yourself. But the developers have made this game so addicting that the loop only continues as long as you keep playing. And that is just a problem because a lot of the time you don’t want to play the game again.